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Com

Since we’re more or less up and running again, and I’m running pretty low on questions (I still have a few, I’m just having trouble answering them) why not do another of these? It’s been a while. 

If we get enough questions I’ll try to post maybe two or three today, and hopefully continue on a schedule of about one a day after that. We’ll see how it goes! 

So go ask the characters some invasive (or not!) questions. : >

Quick reminder! I’m only reblogging once so I don’t spam you guys haha.

Jade

A little messy and a little embarrassing! Mostly really funny though. 

Also kind of a pain in the ass because Dad gave me this huuuuge lecture later about dating and John laughed at me a lot because he had the common sense not to tell Dad he’d kissed someone. 

It’s okay, I cornered him into telling Dad when he first actually dated someone and he got a lecture on that on top of a lecture about communicating and not keeping secrets. So HA. Take that, jackass. 

Oh right anyway my second kiss was way better. Just for the record!

Tavros

I sort of used to… uh, a certain person called me “Danger,” as a joke, because I guess I didn’t take as many risks as she thought I should take, which is kind of dumb. 

But when Aradia and I were matesprits, she sometimes called me silly things, just to be funny? I don’t remember many of them. 

There are some things that I think I might like to be called, but they’re kind of… well they’re kind of silly, too, but I’d like to be called them in a serious manner, so it’s a little embarrassing. 

Gamzee
Aw that poor motherfucker goes blood-colored in the face so frequent I can’t up and remember the worst thing. Just this morning he was so sleepy he forgot he was s’posed to put on some fine-ass pajamas before answering the door. I guess he forgot to put on some fine-ass pajamas before he went to bed, too. 

He didn’t have to worry none, I stepped up to get the door before he got to go and expose all his fleshy little secrets like so much dirty laundry. I can’t always up and spare him from the world’s cruel humor, ‘cause she gets her whimsy on more than I care to laugh at, but this one was important. 

Karkat
His entire life is an embarrassment to troll-kind.

He answered the door naked this morning. He pushed in front of me to get to it and wouldn’t let me tell him he wasn’t wearing any goddamn clothes, and the whole time he’s acting like it’s the most natural thing in the world to talk to a stranger while he’s trying not to get an eyeful of your bulgeslit. 

Suffice it to say the guy didn’t want to sell us magazines for very long. 

Nepeta

Hmmmm! I can’t think of anything supurr spetcific. I think my whole life has been one great big accomplishment! I’ve been doing lots of voluntiger stuff and learning all kinds of things since my lusus and I went our sepawrate ways. 

Oooh but the most clawsome thing I ever did was when I volunteered at a zoo, and the tiger escaped, and efurryone chased after it. But I got the tiger! I guess living with a big cat like Pounce made it not so scary. 

Vriska

Hahaha! As if I ever embarrass myself. I’ve never so much as tripped on the sidewalk! Or been caught having sex in a parking lot!

Or if I did that second one then I liked it! 

Dave

At first I just figured I would be a stunt biker like my brother. I guess my teenage years came early because at about seven I decided to “rebel,” and for about five years I was convinced I was going to be a lawyer. 

I have no fucking clue where that came from. 

Anyway turns out that didn’t work out so well, obviously. I’m in a pretty sweet spot so I’m not complaining, but Bro still tries to have ironic family bonding with me by conducting dangerous stunts near me while I’m trying to practice. 

He thinks it’ll make me better at dodging trucks on the highway. 

Which I guess technically is true. 

He doesn’t need to know. 

Com

Wow I can’t believe it’s already been a month. 

First off: I’m so sorry it’s been such a long gap! You’ve all been so patient. 

We’re still going through some rough waters so this isn’t an official end of the hiatus, but I have been working on some asks so activity may start to pick up a little! 

I think no matter what we do from here on out it’s going to be slow, because we’re both quite busy and that hasn’t shown any signs of slowing any time soon! But we will try our best. 

I’ll hopefully have some posts up tonight. You are all great! Thanks for sticking around. <3

Tech

Hey! I’ve talked it over with Com, and while we’re going to keep asks on hiatus, chapters will still be updated.(Hopefully more regularly than they have been recently. I’m very sorry about that.) She has a few chapters finished from awhile ago that I can still illustrate, and I will try my best to have those done soon. I apologize for not updating much, but I’ve been busy and I get easily discouraged when the piece isn’t working out. However, chapters are getting more interesting, so I will be able to have more exciting drawings haha. Also, if you had read the previous post, yes, I am currently working on another au, but I will still be working on this one equally. 

Also! If you still want to send in asks, please feel free to do so. Just know that we won’t be getting around to them for a bit. 

Sollux

I don’t know, I think it was a latte or something. I’m not even sure I know what a latte is. He just didn’t really seem like a black coffee kind of person so I picked something else. Hell if I know anything about coffee, the only caffeine I consume comes in a foot-high tin can along with  carbonated water and sugar and a metric fuckton of ingredients I can’t pronounce. 

Did he like it? … Shit, I don’t even know. I wasn’t really paying attention actually, I had other things on my mind. He didn’t make a face at it or anything and he did finish it, so he probably didn’t hate it. I hope he didn’t hate it, because that coffee was really damn expensive and I hate wasting my money.